
Almost reminds me of a joke,
"is that an 8 foot rocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Ha. Anyway,...
funny little article.
I really enjoyed his diagram of the crime and reward.
8 foot rocket stolen, LINK

Almost reminds me of a joke,
"is that an 8 foot rocket or are you just happy to see me?"
Ha. Anyway,...
funny little article.
I really enjoyed his diagram of the crime and reward.
8 foot rocket stolen, LINK
The past few days made me think of this song.
This was the one video I could find on youtube.
I love the lyrics.
Bad Examples, Not Dead Yet:
I was born too late to play in the rolling stones
I don't know jimmy page, I never met yoko ono
Standing with a strat, I'm rock and roll's bastard son
Go out, get drunk, get laid, have fun
I don't got a million dollars, don't drive a cadillac
Gimme half a chance, 'cause I'm not dead yet
(chorus)
I'm not dead yet - not dead yet
I'm a mad dog fighting with the wall against my back
You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet
I been machine-gunned, hand-gunned, hijacked, left for dead
Divebombed, napalmed, nuclear warheaded
Dropped from a jet plane with no parachute
Shot by a firing squad and raped by a business suit
I'm dancing on a landmine, one leg left
But I can still crawl and I'm not dead yet
Chorus
Well, you're bigger, tougher, meaner, rougher
Dirtier and uglier and sneakier and trickier
You wanna shoot me with a gun, cut me with a knife
Take your bare hands and rip out my eyes
You kicked me in the balls and bit me in the neck
Hit me again, 'cause I'm not dead yet
Chorus
Well there's a mugger in the alley, there's a sniper in the hall
There's a girl at the bar wants to get me by the balls
The hangman is hanging if I autograph the noose
And lee harvey oswald's brother's on the loose
There's a mafia hitman with a bullet for my back
Someday he's gonna get me, but I'm not dead yet
I'm not dead yet - not dead yet
I'm a wild card waiting in the middle of the deck
You'd better get a bigger gun, I'm not dead yet
Chorus


Alice and the cast of characters in Wonderland have always been unsettling to me.
It's like living in a bad dream you can't get out of.
Even worse than the "I have a final exam and can't find the class room because I haven't gone yet" dream.
Link (to the Sun Times)
Mia Wasikowska as Alice
19-year-old Australian actress Mia Wasikowska earned critical praise in last year's HBO drama "In Treatment." She also appeared in the WWII drama "Defiance," and was named one of Variety Magazine's "10 Actors to Watch." Burton says he chose her because "she just had that certain kind of emotional toughness...that makes her kind of an older person but with a younger person's mentality." Alice will be the only character in Wonderland who isn't enhanced in some degree with makeup or digital manipulation.
Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter
In the book, Carroll only ever calls the character "The Hatter," but he does appear in the chapter "A Mad Tea-Party." The look in the movie is a variation on the book's illustrations by John Tenniel, with his wild hair, oversized bowtie, and "10/6" label pinned to his giant hat. This is Burton's seventh time working with Depp over the past 20 years. He told the Los Angeles Times he likes to work with Depp because "[he] doesn't like to be the same way twice. That's good, it always keeps it fresh and all."
Helena Bonham Carter as the Red Queen
The Red Queen is the villain of the second book, "Through the Looking Glass," though in many adaptations the character is combined with the Queen of Hearts from the first story. In the original illustrations, she is depicted as a legless chess piece. For the movie, Bonham Carter's head will be digitally enlarged to about three times its actual size. She has worked on five previous movies with Burton, and they have two children together.
Anne Hathaway as the White Queen
In "Through the Looking Glass," the White Queen claims to be over one hundred and one years old, but she seems to experience time backwards. So it follows Carroll's twisted logic that when Alice returns the Queen would be young. While Anne Hathaway looks very different in the role with her long white hair, her appearance will not be digitally manipulated. Hathaway told MTV that while she was happy to get a chance to work with Burton, she was most excited to share scenes with Johnny Depp. She said, "I wish I could be so cool about it [but] I am such a huge fan, I felt really embarrassed. He would catch me staring at him."
Matt Lucas as Tweedledee and Tweedledum
Tweedledee and Tweedledum appear in several versions of "Alice in Wonderland," including Walt Disney's 1951 animated film, though they actually don't appear until "Through the Looking-Glass." Carroll never specifies they are twins, but that is how Tenniel drew them. English comedian Matt Lucas plays both roles in the movie. Lucas is well known in the U.K. as half of the sketch comedy team on the show "Little Britain."
Two weeks after my arrival, Fox died
Just after sunset
I was stretched out on the bed
when he approached
and tried painfully to jump up
He wagged his tail nervously.
Since the beginning
He hadn't touched his bowl once
He had lost a lot of weight
I helped him to settle on my lap
For a few seconds, he looked at me
With a curious mixture of exhaustion and apology
Then, calmed, he closed his eyes
Two minutes later he gave out his last breath.
I buried him beside the residence
At the western extremity of the land
Surrounded by the protective fence
Next to his predecessors
During the night, a rapid transport from the Central City
Dropped off an identical dog
They knew the codes and how to work the barrier
I didn't have to get up to greet them
A small white and ginger mongrel came toward me
Wagging its tail I gestured to him
He jumped on the bed and stretched out beside me.
Love is simple to define
But it seldom happens in the series of beings
Through these dogs we pay homage to love
And to its possibility.
What is a dog but a machine for loving
You introduce him to a human being,
Giving him the mission to love
And however ugly, perverse, deformed or stupid
This human being might be
The dog loves him.
The dog loves him.

I just saw this reviewed with the author on The Daily Show.
The title "Mad Ones" comes from a Jack Kerouac quote about the Beats.
Joey Gallo wrote poetry, argued about the meaning of life, dug jazz and read Camus.
Also, he was handy with a chain whip, had a talent for extortion and bit the ear off a jailhouse enemy.
Part thug, part beatnik - Gallo lived in two worlds that really didn't overlap too well.
Bob Dylan's song Joey is about Joey Gallo.
I have to admit didn't get the "Area Man" shirt at first glance.
Just google "area man" or read the couple headings below from The Onion.
I'm sure it will make sense now if you didn't get it already.
Ha.

Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television
Reaganomics Finally Trickles Down To Area Man
Area Man Makes It Through Day
by The The.
This is one of those songs that if I hear on the radio I must listen to all the way through - even if that means sitting in the driveway (I stole that idea from National Public Radio) till it's over or driving around the block again.
Fortunately I only have a few of them. (Short list off the top of my head: Can't you hear me knocking? and Sympathy for the Devil by the Stones, Loan me a dime by Boz Skaggs with Duane Allman, Milky Way by The Church, Home of the Brave by The Nails, Come as you are by Nirvana and Ship of Fools by World Party.)
This is the day:
Well... you didn't wake up this morning
Because you didn't go to bed
You were watching the whites of your eyes
Turn red
The calendar, on your wall, is ticking the days off
The calendar on your wall is ticking
the days off
You've been reading some old letters
You smile and think how much you've changed
All the money in the world
Couldn't bring back those days.
You pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes,
You watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
You could've done anything -- if you'd wanted
And all your friends and family think that you're lucky.
But the side of you they'll never see
Is when you're left alone with the memories
That hold your life together like
Glue

Company of Thieves is a Chicago indie rock trio.
This is Oscar Wilde (download here if you like it.)
Oscar Wilde has been dead for over a century but many of his quotes seem to fit current events.
Just today...
From Yahoo News :
Recent reports describe him as overweight and a heavy drinker.
Now 26 (years young), Kim Jong Un has reportedly been tapped to
become the next leader of nuclear-armed North Korea.
From Oscar Wilde - three quotations:
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
I am not young enough to know everything.
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.