I used to really be into watching the Olympics.
They are starting in a couple of days.
I hope they are able to broadcast alot of them live.
I hate delayed broadcasts.
You end up hearing the results no matter how hard you try not to.
• • David Letterman: ''Do you have Olympic fever? Everybody in the Olympics is worried about the air quality in China, a lot of smog.
I have friends over there who tell me that the air in China looks like the inside of Willie Nelson's tour bus.
They had a practice [last week] in Beijing for the Olympics. A javelin thrower -- this is the honest-to-God's truth -- he threw the javelin up into the air and it stuck.''
• • Jay Leno: ''China says they're doing everything they can to help clean up air pollution before the Olympics, and they're taking this very seriously.
In fact, they have got every 6-year-old in the country working 24 hours a day.
In fact, Beijing skies are so polluted that Chinese authorities are planning emergency measures for the Olympics.
For example, protesters will now only be run over with hybrid tanks.''